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Actual Meaning |
Jim's Comment |
| Date of birth: |
Nov 1, 1978
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That
was easy, now I have to think of things to say that make me more
appealing while trying to be truthful.. |
One
of the rare times that you will find a truth on a profile. |
| Age: |
30 |
Ditto. |
But usually looks 5-10 years
older |
| Height: |
161
cm ~ 5ft 3" |
1-2
cm added to actual height. Unless quite tall, then maybe 1-2 cm less so
as not to scare you. |
Learn
heights in cm. Nobody can seem to agree of the ft/in conversion. |
| Weight: |
49
kg ~ 108 lb |
Actual
weight is more or less. Winter & summer - it varies. |
Hope
for the best. |
| Eye color: |
Grey |
Blue
& brown don't exist in Russia. I must think of a beautiful
colour to describe my amazing eyes. |
Usually
beautiful to gaze into for hours at a time.. |
| Hair color: |
Chestnut |
That's
the colour this year. |
99.99%
of girls dye their hair. |
| Build body: |
slim |
Even
if you don't consider it slim, I DO!! |
What
profile doesn't say 'slim'? |
| Education: |
University |
And
if you don't have a university education, you aren't intelligent. (and
not cultured) |
Finding
a non-university graduate is RARE. |
| Profession: |
economist |
Or
doctor or lawyer or teacher or supreme court judge. |
Studied
it, but not really one. |
| Occupation: |
economist |
How
rare this is the same as the profession. |
I
will describe my mediocre job as something great.(&
incomprehensible) |
| Smokes: |
No
Light
Yes
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I
might smoke, or might not.
I am not a chain smoker.
I am a chain smoker.
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Girls
often lie about this because they know most guys don't like smokers.
"Oh, I made a mistake when I made my profile. I asked them to change
it, but I guess they didn't." |
| Drinks: |
No
Light
Yes
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Well,
only if there is a party, I go out, or a friend is drinking.
If I am in a place where there is alcohol.
Let's go walking. Wait, let me get a beer
first.
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Most
girls who don't drink, drink. Light drinking means at events. What girl
says she drinks? |
| Zodiac: |
Scorpio |
Read
the characteristics and be prepared. |
RW
like astrology. |
| Marital status: |
Single
Divorced
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Maybe
I am divorced.
I am honest.
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They
will never mention it if you don't ask. And hate talking about their
past. |
| # of children: |
1
child |
It
might be more. |
Have
you heard about Russian child behavior? Find and read!!! |
| Child 1 Name: |
Natalia |
Another
truth rarity. |
Usually
chosen for no reason. |
| English:
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Level
3 |
I
might speak no English and it will be very hard to have a conversation
or I might speak better than this to help the agency make money. |
Cross
your fingers. |
| About
herself: |
I am
intelligent. |
More intelligent than you. But I will never say
this. I will just think it. Forget the fact that I know ZERO about
world geography, world history, world politics, or other world facts. I
know what I studied in university. (Medicine, economics, etc) and
therefore, I know everything. |
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I am
beautiful. |
All Russian girls are beautiful. Even if all men
would say that a certain girl isn't beautiful, they are wrong. All
Russian women are beautiful. And because I am beautiful, I should be
treated like a star. |
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I am
slim. |
Partly because of genetics, partly because I
rarely eat and partly because the food I do eat is such poor quality, I
never gain weight. If you think I will look like this when I turn 30
years old or after having a child, guess again. The odds of me not
losing my looks is 1 in 1000. Regardless of this, I will always be
beautiful. ALL Russian girls are beautiful. |
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I am
honest. |
Little white lies don't count. Hell, big, fat
lies don't count. I am allowed to tell lies because I am an honest
person. Got it? |
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I am
sincere. |
I might fake tears to get what I want, or tell you want
you want to hear or tell a white lie, but since I am doing it because I
sincerely want what I am trying to get out of you, I am sincere. |
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| Seeks Partner: |
Clever |
Clever enough to make money. You will never be
as intelligent as me. |
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Handsome |
Handsome enough so I don't cringe when I look at
you. But the beauty level can vary depending on the size of the bank
account. |
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Stable |
This means rich. Rich enough to give me the life
I think I deserve, have heard about from other beauty queens who met
rich foreigners and from what I have seen on TV about rich Westerners.
(Why the hell do you think I am doing this?) |
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Interesting |
If you sit and watch TV, your gone. I expect you
to do things with me without me having to ask and I had better like it. |
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Honest |
If you ever lie to me, I will be deeply offended
for a long time. How could you even possibly think about telling me a
little white lie? I am honest, I expect you to be. |
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| Seeks Partner: |
35 -
44 years old |
I
would never date a guy of this age in my country, but for rich you who
doesn't live in conditions like mine, I'll make an exception. |
Aren't
we lucky? |
| Times
Contacted: |
5 |
I
have talked to about this many guys, although a lot more freaks have
contacted me. |
This
is a rough estimate. |
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